Think your green thumb is impressive

so don’t ask

you're here to educate the world on how to absolutely slay & how to make everyone around you a teacher's pet

WARNING: Wearing may result in an uptick of runway catfights due to extreme style envy

or casually convincing strangers you’ve mastered the art of celestial BBQ

Lazy River Royalty framecolor-yellow Think your green thumb isRule the chlorinated kingdom with floating sunglasses! Featuring dark green Tidal G frames and green non reflective water repellent lenses, they'll make you look like royalty even when you feel like a confused manatee. Sit on your throne (inner tube) in peace. Just watch out for surprise cannonball coups.