he'd probably come up with something like this

"Property of Julie" on the front in a stamped design with an elastic waist and button-closure flap

Canada has just as many rebels as America

Logo is reminiscent of a famous gas station - navy cotton shirt with the orange and blue circle logo features a Dancing Bear peeking out from within

this blue-gray 100% cotton tee has the Batman logo in distressed print

Trust Me I Do This All The Time Forest Green Adult T-Shirt Size:XL he'd probably come up withThis Old Glory design is printed on a high quality 100% cotton, classic fitted, crew neck, short sleeve adult t shirt. Featuring the text "Trust Me, I Do This All The Time".