A formidable penultimate boss

and an environment practically still untouched by modern man

Her name was Denise

Show off your guns in this timeless classic that will quickly become a go-to shirt in your summertime rotation

This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about

"Schuylkill River Mermaid" Youth Tee meta-size-chart-phillygoat-baby-onesie-bella-canvas-100b-sizing-guide A formidable penultimate bossThe Story The Deets The Care The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality. This youth t shirt pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than