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Polka Dot Tie Front Ruffled Midi Dress Size:XL You probably don't have toDetails Polka Dot Midi Dress Ruffle Flounce Sleeves and Hem V Neck Material: 100% polyester Unlined Care instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported Sizing Details S: bust 36 in, length 43 in, sleeve 11 in, shoulder 15 in, waist 27 36 in M: bust 37 in, length 44 in, sleeve 12 in, shoulder 15 in, waist 29 37 in L: bust 40 in, length 45 in, sleeve 12 in, shoulder 16 in, waist 31 40 in XL: bust 42 in, length 46 in, sleeve 12 in, shoulder 16