We'd rather be abducted and probed in our nether regions than go without our favorite whiz wit'

Rep the brand that reps the greatest city in the world with this fashion-forward patch golf rope cap

Super soft material on cuff

It's structured and high-profile

It’s about the process

"The Philly Moderate" Mug Accessories We'd rather be abducted and"OK. Let's all just settle down and enjoy the game." The Philly Moderate From the moment we first saw this brilliant cartoon in the New Yorker, we knew we had to have it in our store. We reached out to cartoonist Paul Noth, who graciously created a color version of his classic cartoon exclusively for Phillygoat. We're proud to now share this witty officially licensed cartoon with all yous. See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.