Good hosts have serving platters

each with a different Things Could Be Worse® scene

Take for example

Decorated with a laser engraving of the Calamityware logo and cat

000-piece jigsaw puzzle is a collection of framed portraits

Happy Krampus Greeting Cards (20-Pack) socks Good hosts have serving plattersWhile Santa is dishing out goodies for the well behaved children, the ancient specialist, Krampus, is distributing punishments to the naughty. He may deliver a warning or a year's supply of switches for whipping. For the seriously naughty, Krampus offers abductions. There are rumors of barbecues. Like anyone who has found a job they love and are good at, Krampus is happy. This card is a reminder that you can still enjoy working, even if you have to