Who's a good boy

the navy blue frames won’t slip or bounce no matter how much you sweat over that inflatable foosball table/toaster oven

These black cat-eye sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses & light gold accents are giving fashion icon

IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7

but don't lose track of your style

Hellhound Hallucinations framecolor-grey Who's a good boyWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)