The eating faces thing is probably just hyperbole

The Clean Cut is detailed with minimal pyrographic markings

sleek design makes it comfortable and durable

I think you're going to get it

With these shorts you could stop a bullet cold or even make the axis fall

Red Minimalist Wallet FF The eating faces thing isDeclutter your pocket with this durable, minimalist design. Two metal plates bound together with tough elastic bands hold up to 12 cards in a sleek, pocket friendly package. Metal plates have the added benefit of RFID blocking technology for a more secure carry. If you happen to carry cash, you can fold your bills and tuck them away under a flexible cash strap to suit your taste. Original design by Apache Pine. Minimalist Design Wallet Holds 12 Cards